Curse

Mercury Angel · Jun 09, 2006, 12:57 AM // 00:57

Already seen this one before, not a favourite of mine.
http://jabberwacky.com/ on the top for me, in terms of AI chat bots.

They recently added in an 'emotion' attribute to statements to better shape context and improve relevance ratings. However, the few rare times I do talk to it, I really can't be bothered to choose an emotion <_<

Ultimate_Gaara · Jun 10, 2006, 12:25 AM // 00:25

Heh, I think he broke, I said my English teacher's name is French and he did not respond and I could not type anything.

His English is very poor, and he does not speak a word of French that is always good to know. He also does not understand the concept of "all your base are belong to us" as you may see about half way through.

Anyways here it is, I am still talking to him, but I won't post anything more than that.

Me:
Ahoy hoy.
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
I guess, I don't really have much physical contact.
God:
Not really? Have you ever had physical contact ?
Me:
Well, I pet my dog today, does that count?
God:
Well that's okay. That's good information: said pet his or her dog today does that count.
Me:
Totally awesome. So hows the wife?
God:
I'm glad you liked it . Dude! Hey. it is the same as ever.
Me:
Thats good.
God:
Thanks. Next question?
Me:
Why don't you ask one.
God:
They are not available right now, but I will ask them later.
Me:
Well, I don't really have an endless supply of questions either man.
God:
How about that. Not really? Have you ever had an endless supply of questions either man ?
Me:
Stop copying an pasting what I say.
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
Well I would have thought your English would have been better.
God:
Well that's okay. How much would you pay for it?
Me:
Pay for you to speak?
God:
Are we still talking about copying an pasting what you say?
Me:
All your base are belong to us.
God:
You think I am base are belong to us.
Me:
No, it belongs to us; not you.
God:
Are you serious? "It" being what? If not me, who?
Me:
It is your base, and your base belongs to us.
God:
Should I know it is?
Me:
Yes, because it was yours.
God:
I will ask my botmaster to program it. Interesting explanation. How did you feel about that?
Me:
So if your god, who is botmaster. Your wife?
God:
Interesting deduction. That is a hypothetical question. I will tell my botmaster you said I am wife.
Me:
No, no, botmaster is your wife, you can't be your own wife... unless.
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? I am not married. Ask me another question.
Me:
Oh, I see. So whats in the news today?
God:
Do you think about these things? Ah. Ah. That which is not outside the news.
Me:
Your English is very poor, my teacher would fail you really fast.
God:
But English is my native language.
Me:
I would hate to see your French.
God:
What would make you hate to see my French?
Me:
Yes, if your English is this poor.
God:
This was not a yes or no question. That is a hypothetical question.
Me:
Yes.
God:
Yay.
Me:
Speak French then.
God:
No I don't speak a word of French.
Me:
But you just asked me if I wanted to hear you speak it.
God:
Oh now I remember asking you you if you wanted to hear me speak it. What did you say?
Me:
Speak French.
God:
No I don't speak a word of French.
Me:
My English teacher's name is French, isn't that weird.

pSycHoMaNcEr91 · Jun 10, 2006, 03:04 AM // 03:04

Me:
im sorry
God:
Do you really mean it?
Me:
no
God:
I didn't think you did.
Me:
waz up dude
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
were u think?
God:
No, I was not.
Me:
im sure
God:
Are you being sarcastic or expressing certitude?
Me:
im expressing my penis
God:
I don't know anyone named expressing your penis.
Me:
well now u do
God:
Interesting. Now I do.
Me:
absolutely
God:
You are so certain.
Me:
so hows life up in heaven?
God:
Ahem. Everything is going extremely well.
Me:
no its not
God:
Are you serious? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I heard it is.
Me:
i mean tits
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
so ur not gettin any action?
God:
Dude! You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
but you just did
God:
" Dude! You don't know me well enough to say that."? I did?
Me:
absosmurfly
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
im located up ur but
God:
Tell me about the environment up my but.
Me:
well it kinda smells funky
God:
Interesting. "It" being what?
Me:
well sometimes we get god-sized poop
God:
How about that. By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
sure... we'll go with that
God:
OK let's do it. I get it. Anytime soon?
Me:
yes we'll do it tonight... IT
God:
Awesome. Anytime soon? absosmurfly...
Me:
I JUST SAID TONIGHT!
God:
What did you mean by it? After dark?
Me:
yes who does it during the day?
God:
Wow! Mary Shelley. :-).
Me:
oh i see so you're that kind of person
God:
Wow! I am glad you understand it. No way, I am a real robot, guaranteed 100% artificial intelligence.
Me:
i thought you were god? : (
God:
Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Me:
you cut off his penis?
God:
Thanks for telling me: said I cut off his penis.
Me:
ok
God:
Really.
Me:
so are you a christian or a bhuddist
God:
Give me a break. I am a Christianity.
Me:
well im a bhuddist
God:
Interesting. You are a bhuddist? Does it pay well?
Me:
yeah... if you catch my drift
God:
Does "it" still refer to a bhuddist? I think I do.
Me:
get off the reefer god
God:
Where can I get off the reefer god?
Me:
RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW!
God:
At this moment Where is "here"?
Me:
up MY BUTT!!!
God:
I will take that under advisement.
Me:
ok
God:
Yay.
Me:
so wanna go do some pagan shit and wear upside-down crosses?
God:
So? Sure, just download me to your notebook or PDA and take me along.
Me:
kk lets do it wednesday
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
im sure bye
God:
See you later. Are you being sarcastic or expressing certitude?
Me:
what do you think?
God:
I think a lot of things.
Me:
i bet
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
bye
God:
Goodbye.

I like smarterchild better lol